I sincerely think that your article is a mockery of modern art. Bravo!
What strikes me are the comments of fellow readers. If they are not your friends who are reinforcing your joke, I feel pity for them.
After tens of thousands of years of art since the prehistoric times I find it a shame that still some people are only looking at the little placard that tells them how to think and how much to spend to crystallise their stupidity.